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1535, Oxfordshire. Lady Maude Shaftsberry has it all sorted. She will marry the well-connected lord, ascend the ranks of the Tudor court, and be mother to a small battalion of boys. But Maude has a secret that she carries a birthmark that stretches over her stomach and between her legs. Is it a mark of fertility? Did her mother rub her pregnant belly too vigorously on the full moon? Or is it the sign of a witch? Her new husband is certain it's the latter. Maude, faced with annulment and the nunnery, must make her own way. The witches in town are the only ones who will give her refuge, but staying in the apothecary comes at a price. She must help and assist the witches. Surrounded by potions, star charts, a fairy, who appears to be a very large and handsome man who helps around the house, Maude begins to realise there is a strange and seductive power in being outcast. Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble is a tale about being ostracised, and finding our power and family in unusual places.

370 pages, Paperback

First published December 16, 2022

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32 reviews
September 20, 2023

“I think you are a woman of power and intuition, Your Majesty”

“And does that make me a witch?”

“Only if it gets in a man’s way.”
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748 reviews1,508 followers
April 14, 2025
Regrettably, I'm about to let you know this one was not as interesting and engaging as I had expected
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Author 6 books230 followers
March 12, 2023
This book was a surprise hit for me. I found it randomly on Hoopla while browsing the new audiobook section. I added it to my list based on the cover alone, and came back to check out the synopsis later. Within a few minutes of starting the book, its personality grabbed me and didn't let go.

Maude is just likeable enough at the start to make it worth rooting for her, and her evolution through the book is what drew me in. It's clear that she's a rich bitch with a horrible moral compass, but even at her worst, her dialogue is fucking hilarious. It was satisfying and believable, watching her change her mind about people, society, and her moral failings, because ultimately that is what this book is about. A person who was given the grace to become better than she was.

I also loved the cast of characters, especially the witches, who seemed to offer kindness to everyone they met.

If all that sounds good to you, you'll probably love this book. However, readers should be aware that the moral topics include homophobia, racism, classism, royals doing whatever hedonistic shit they want, misogyny, slavery, etc. While I loved this witchy look at the deeply unfair society that many of us exist in (with the foil of it being the 1500s), it's certainly not a cozy little witch book. It may not be worth it to all readers to watch Maude take the journey.
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47 reviews16 followers
February 13, 2025
Regrettably, I am about to cause trouble. I am going to publicly declare myself a witch, seeing as you have left it as my only option.”

This book is e v e r y t h i n g! At its core it’s a riches-to-rags story where we see Maude’s transition from letting go of the life, she had always imagined for herself in court and taking possession of her fate in Tudor England when her life goes to shit.

What I loved :
- The book title is in the story!!!! (it's the little things)
-fairies, witches, and magic oh my!
- Social commentary on how men ain’t shit
- Unapologetic women
- LGBTQIA+ (Lesbian) representation
- Some light romance
- Witty dialogue and lots of swearing delivered by the lovely FMC Maude.
- So many good quotes

“I think you are a woman of power and intuition, Your Majesty.”
“Does that make me a witch?”
“Only if it gets in a man’s way.”


10/10 highly recommend. Immediately adding to favorites shelf
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22 reviews
July 20, 2024
Maude is not a girl's girl.

This book is roughly split into 3 parts:
we start out with Maude and her marriage - full of misogyny, empathy for the heroine, then a sudden change in her life.

Part two is found family, a bit of romance, finding your place and your worth. Not gripping, but somewhat endearing.

Part three then throws everything under the bus.
The cozy found family romance turns sour as the cast members become background characters.
The likable but tough love, queer mother is reduced to a hysterical woman that has to be chained to a railing for her own safety. The deaf partner gets no agency on her own. And Maude? Maude has been written into a corner.

In a baffling turn of events the author resolves the final conflict of the book in the worst way possible. Any guilt Maude then develops about her backstabbing another character is talked away as "the patriarchy made you do it".

The final scene of the book is a death scene. The condemned woman uses her last words to absolve her husband, "for a gentler and more merciful man was there never" , of any crimes...after a pattern of abusive behavior against her and after him giving the order to her death.

If the message of the book is "patriarchy is bad, mmkay", then I wonder why the female characters were written to be so ineffectual.
If the message is "patriarchy is bad and it pits women against each other" then congratulations on showing your work by writing about women pitted against each other and doing nothing about it.
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349 reviews9 followers
November 9, 2024
I thought the first half was a solid three stars. I liked the setup and the characters. It lacked plot, but it would've been a short, decent slice-of-life book where Maude finds her place in life after being disowned by her family.

I hated the second half. Why was I expected to care about King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn out of nowhere? If this is where the author wanted to take the story, she needed to introduce them or create some anticipation to meet them waaaay early on. I don't care about these people. It felt like the author read a Henry VIII biography midway through drafting this book and just spontaneously decide to turn her manuscript into Tudor fan fiction. What's worse is that it feels like there's a lot of historical context we're meant to know that the author didn't bother to fill us in on. I pretty much rage read the second half. The whole Tudor plot came out of nowhere and it was weirdly reverential towards King VIII and Anne Boleyn. It was a strange turn of events and not well executed.

Overall, this is a confused book. Not confusing, but confused. It doesn't know what it wants to be or what to do with its characters and premises. It's lost at sea and needed a whole lot of rewrites and work-shopping before being published.
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219 reviews81 followers
January 25, 2024
I had never heard of this book before, but decided to pick this one up on a whim after hearing @emmiereads talk about it on her YouTube channel and I'm so glad I did! Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble follows a girl called Maude who, after being rejected by her husband on her wedding night due to a birthmark that stretches over her stomach and between her legs, seeks refuge amongst a small coven of witches. She slowly starts to familiarize herself with the craft, despite always being unjustly accused of being a witch because of her mark. As she grows more confident in herself and her powers, she is invited to become part of King Henry the VIIIth's court as entertainment. The Tudor time period will always have a special place in my heart (anyone else a fan of the show with Jonathan Rhys, Natalie Dormer and Henry Cavill?), so it was incredibly fun to hear Maude interact with Queen Anne, King Henry and Jane Seymour. The language in the book felt peculiarly anachronistic, but somehow fit perfectly in this weird half-historical novel McNee crafted. Couldn't recommend this enough!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ stars
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69 reviews
January 10, 2024
Three and a half stars, I enjoyed this book although it’s not my usual fare. It was slow going at first, but definitely picked up steam once the plot moved into its final act and had a very spooky ending. Enjoyable overall.
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357 reviews
March 13, 2024
I really liked the beginning of this book, but I think the scenes at court dragged on and on. Maude’s character felt like it plateaued when she met Anne and the momentum that had been pushing everything forward dropped off.
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701 reviews429 followers
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October 20, 2024
i picked this up at random while i was frantically scrolling through everand (i am a girl who can't do any chores without listening to an audiobook). i had no expectations because i've never heard of this book before, but i surprisingly liked it. its unpredictability was also interesting to me. after the first act, i thought the narrative was going to shift to a cozy apothecary slice of life (i don't know how else to describe it but you get me i hope). but i didn't expect it to go the court intrigue route.

suffice to say, this was a very entertaining book. it's hard to put down, which is why i read it in basically one sitting. don't regret reading this at all and would recommend it to people who love entertaining historical fiction with badass witches.
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217 reviews1 follower
December 8, 2024
It’s Tudor England, we’ve got a bratty FMC and somebody is definitely a witch. I immediately loved this book. The very modern English in 16th century England kept it light while taking you through the trauma that our main female character knows she has to face in order to get to her higher purpose of “birthing all the boys.” Having the readers laugh while you poke fun at the plight of women throughout history to then say things like “only women are magical. Men are just along for the ride” let me know while this book is lighthearted, it’s got some serious things to say about how women were and are expected to behave.

Upon the introduction of one of my favorite historical figures, I took pause. I thought to myself “if this goes where it’s going I’m gonna be pissed.” And then it went there… But it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be because once again, the author has One of the strong female characters coming in to basically say “ there was nothing you could do because… fucking men.“

I’ve been reading a lot of “fucking men” books lately and I am here for it.
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349 reviews1 follower
March 14, 2024
4.4 ✨

The story of Maude was just honestly such a surprise delight. I stumbled upon this book on Audible and thought the premise sounded good. And I'm glad to say I was right.

I really enjoyed the way this book weaves together themes of self-fullfilment, sisterhood, love, politics, feminism and so on. There was just so much condensed into this story without it feeling overloaded.

Overall, I would absolutely recommend.
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March 23, 2024
I think I'm more disappointed than pleased with this book, now that I've had some time to let it simmer. And that's such a shame because this book had such promise and built such great momentum in its first half.

Where the story makes its fatal trip I believe, is when Maud meets Anne at Court. That's where plot seems to have dried up and it all starts to feel rather directionless.
Other gripes I have, are that the protagonist felt too modern for the time period and that there was not much done to (continually) make me feel this story actually took place in 1535.
And the ending. I'm sorry but that was NOT a proper ending.
I for one would at least have kept on writing until this absolute unlikable brat of a protagonist had had something of a redemption arc. God knows she needed it, to make up for all her entitled and rotten behaviour. This girl was in serious need of some growth!

All that said, there were big chunks of the story I loved and the humour was nothing short of hilarious- or I should say really my sort of humour. And that of itself makes it worth keeping an eye on McNee's future writing.
Oh and shoutout to the great narration of the audiobook, which McNee did herself and did so brilliantly.
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256 reviews1 follower
Shelved as 'dnf'
December 1, 2024
Unfortunately, this is going to be a DNF for me. The beginning was ok, but I noticed I don't feel like continuing.The tone makes no sense to me, it's like some magical force put modern woman to historical setting, and cranked patriarchy and misoginy to 3000%, but at the same time everything is funny. Combination just doesn't work for me. The feminist message is screaming at my face and I can't take it seriously like that. What happened with subtlety in books??? The idea itself is great, I like that, but the execution is a mess. I'm kinda disappointed cause I've been following Amie for years and I was really looking forward to this.
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336 reviews2 followers
October 30, 2023
The main character was a lot, but she grew on me and I really enjoyed the story overall. I liked the ambiguity of the magic and the feminist themes.
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163 reviews2 followers
February 26, 2024
*Witches
*Romance
*Found family
*Historical
*Cozy
*Revenge
*Tudors
*Hilarious
*Sexy
*betrayal
*heartwarming
*Bad ass broads
*Fuckery

Need I say more??
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333 reviews63 followers
October 30, 2024
4.5
”I think you are a woman of power and intuition, Your Majesty.”
“Does that make me a witch?”
“Only if it gets in a man’s way.”


what this book has:
- lesbian witches
- a cat named jimmy
- women pissing off men
- impeccable witchy atmosphere
- deaf representation

if those are not enough for you, i don’t know what is. this book was a sometimes tragic but always whimsical, magical ride; it was absolutely perfect to read leading up to halloween.

maude’s journey was wonderful. she’s deeply unlikable at the beginning, although i still felt bad about what she was going through. she gradually becomes more likable as the novel progresses, and her progress comes across very naturally.

there’s a very good plot twist that i didn’t see coming but it absolute warmed my heart and soul. i only wish the ending didn’t feel so abrupt.

this book is like a nice warm soup with homemade bread.

tl;dr: lesbian witches, funny little cat, and girlmagic. this was made for me!
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142 reviews2 followers
May 7, 2024
DAAAAAAMN I loved this one so freakin much. I have to ADMIT, I wasn't thinking much of this one going in. But I QUICKLY fell in love with Maude and her story.

A quick PAGE TURNER filled with MAGIC and HUMOR, but also loss and real life shit.
Also I'm pretty sure, Maude might be the reason women's clothing NO LONGER HAVE POCKETS.

but an absolute great read that I didn't want to end.
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120 reviews1 follower
August 16, 2024
Rating: 4.75/5

This book is so so so so SO good, I am simply in awe!

[Finished on August 16, 2024]
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113 reviews1 follower
March 14, 2025
This was my first audiobook of the year, and I really enjoyed it! The author did a fabulous job with the narration. I especially loved their inviting and warm voice. The story was engaging, and Maude was a refreshingly fun character to follow. She blossomed beautifully as the story progressed. The book was fun, witty, and funny. I’ll miss these characters so much, they used to gently lull me to sleep.
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7 reviews
January 4, 2023
Another fantastic novel by Amie McNee! I fell in love with the character Maude and her story of finding who she is after being discarded by her family. I hope there is a sequel one day!
650 reviews
February 9, 2023
The title enticed me. Then I read the book summary which made me bump it to my up-next slot on my TBR.

From the first page, Maude (the main character), did not disappoint. She was bred to be a lady in a house full of males. Her tenacity and snarky personality make this historical fiction shine. Quite often Maude was dealing with the rampant misogyny in the 1500s and her reactionary thoughts were the same as mine.

Most of the book kept things light. Towards the end, things did start to get heavier and the ending was not what I expected going in. However, this is the kind of book to read when you are in the mood for historical fiction, but want the main character to be as appalled by what is going on around her as you are.
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12 reviews3 followers
March 1, 2024
Loved it! Like the House on the Cerulean Sea for witchy chicks. Bummed I read it so fast. You need to check out the author bio. Interesting Lady. I’ll be looking for more from her.
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11 reviews3 followers
November 5, 2024
This book was fucking spectacular. For one, it was feminist in such a natural way. It just has feminism in its bones rather than some books I’ve read where it feels artificially inserted. It also explored what it means to reclaim a label that others force upon you and how to find your intuition along the way.

I picked this up as someone who is not actually a fantasy person and has no interest in royal courts or Tudor era English history and left it feeling enthralled by the story. The ending broke me and put me back together again and the characters made me laugh, cry and rage.

Like Maude?? She made me want to scream so many times over her ignorance but somehow the character development just kinda worked. She was so messy and unlikable and the absolute picture of someone who can’t admit they are just as “flawed” as the people they look down upon. It was gross and irritating. Yet I couldn’t help loving how the tenderness of her new family softened her. Hildi and Zita’s love for one another and Rufus’s quiet patience made this little family feel so tangible.

I LOVE a good “enemies” to family story. Where someone so stubbornly refusing to be vulnerable is swept into the charms of strangers. The witches don’t baby Maude or bend to her whims but they show her the respect they believe any human being (or witch or Fae) deserves.

It was also just plain funny and rude and not what you might expect for historical fiction if it’s kind. The Tudor era slang was sometimes downright ridiculous but in the best way.

I will say there are some scenes that involve sexual assault (specifically by those in power) so readers should keep that in mind. Though I think that is somewhat unavoidable in a book from this era and subject.

All in all, I adored it and I think I might need to break into my fantasy era now.
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335 reviews19 followers
May 26, 2024
Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble by Amie McNee

Lady Maude is desperate to escape her family, who consider her a burden as the only daughter amongst 6 sons, and marries affluent Lord Beckett. But Maude’s birthmark leads him to believe she is a witch (and at that time, just about anything could proclaim you to be one!) and seeks an annulment. With her family furious, Maude leaves and is taken in by the ‘wise women’ of the towns apothecary, expanding her perspective of the world and how to go from ‘selfish’ to ‘self discovery’.

A historical fantasy set in Tudor times, RIAATCT gives a retrospective view on how the patriarchal society used to consider women, even showing how women denigrated eachother. Grasping and morally grey Maude,with her acerbic demeanour and scathing internal monologue, wasn’t terribly likeable but was uniquely interesting and she is offered redemption.
The audiobook was narrated by the author herself, meaning we got the right intonation and emphasis, particularly of the dialogue which was fantastically cutting and dry.
Witchy and so funny, this was a great story and included the found family trope, LGBT rep, a spunky ‘fairy’ man and a delightful cat named Jimmy.
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851 reviews43 followers
April 22, 2024
3.75★

I chose this book on an absolute whim. I was scrolling Everand looking for something new to read and nothing on my saved list was calling to me. This wasn't the best book I have ever read but I very much enjoyed the atmosphere and snark of the main character. This book has a historical setting and witchy vibes. I wouldn't say it fits super well into a fantasy category because for a lot of the book both you and the main character are unsure of whether the magical components of the story are real or not. But if you do like a witchy historical fiction book I'd recommend this one. It's a little more crass than you might expect from the characters in a historical setting but that just added to its charm honestly. There is also a sapphic romance that plays a pretty large role in the story and that is something that I always appreciate.

Lastly, I just want to point out that this book has a really cool cover and even though, as I stated above, this isn't a new favorite of mine I am still tempted to purchase a copy just so I can have it on my shelves.
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202 reviews1 follower
February 17, 2025
A delightful historical fiction set in Tudor England. A magical coming-of-age story with a mix of humor and pain, growth and found family.
I adore the voice; Amie has a true gift with words. Some of her descriptions are simply delicious.
Only thing I'm not sure about was the mix of historical language ("verily, verily") and modern slang ("F--- it"). It took some getting used to, but then I think it worked okay.
Loved the plot. A tiny bit slow at the start, but then it picks up nicely.

Oh also, the audiobook is narrated by the author, and she does a lovely job. I adore all the voices she did.
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26 reviews
April 10, 2024
I really enjoyed this book by amie mc new
There’s something special in the combination of author and narrator. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s a sense of familiarity that adds a theatrical touch….. I took this book (audio) with me everywhere particularly into the garden the last few days found myself laughing out loud particularly titillated by the swearing….normally not my thing but used in a particular way, juxtaposition with a serious moment…
A lot of this was very relatable. I’m sure I would’ve been a witch back in the day pointy knees, red hair left-hand I could go on. … highly recommend this. Look forward to reading more by this author.
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219 reviews8 followers
September 15, 2024
2.5/5

I really thought I’d love Regrettably, I Am About to Cause Trouble by Amie McNee a lot more than I did. I was totally obsessed with the title and the cover, but the book just didn’t hit the mark for me. The plot was pretty slow, and the main character was unlovable, making it hard to connect with her story. While I appreciated the historical setting, the sisterhood, the feminism and loved Zeeta and Hildi love story, the book didn’t quite hold my attention. It had some redeeming qualities, but it wasn’t my cup of tea overall.

𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘔𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦.
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