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    “The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    “If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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    “Fear usually benefits the feared; seldom the fearful.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    “12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.”
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    “In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.”
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    “Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.”
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    “Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.”
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    “To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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    “Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.”
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    “Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.”
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    “Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God.”
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    “Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.”
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    “Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.”
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    “What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.”
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    “Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.”
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    “To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.”
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    “Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one’s emotions’ attempt to contaminate one’s opinions.”
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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “To a misogynist: To err is woman.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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    “Somebody is born.
    Somebody goes to school.
    Somebody learns to conform.
    Somebody types a CV.
    Somebody gets a job.
    Somebody follows orders.
    Somebody gets a golden watch.
    And then, eventually,
    Somebody dies.
    And, a Nobody is buried.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    “Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    “Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.”
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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “Those who lack the guts to create critic.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.”
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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

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    “A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “Multitudes speak of their first love; seldom about their last hate.”
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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “We preoccupy ourselves with what we had — or what we want to have — at the expense of what we have.”
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    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)”
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