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What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz
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Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons
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What You Don't Know About Turning 50: A Funny Birthday Quiz
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1999
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Bruce Eric Kaplan (BEK to fans of his New Yorker cartoons) published a diary of his efforts to get his television shows from development to production. Between difficult celebrity entertainers, hard-to-reach agents and managers, and the general vicis ...more | |
“I feel that the cartoon should involve something happening that could not possibly happen, but which has a kind of truth to it. There should be a give-and-take between the truth and the implausibility. If those two things are going on at the exact same time, and they’re both equal in weight, then the brain has a conflict that it has to resolve, and it can only resolve it through laughter.”
― Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons
― Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons
“Just as music courses enhance our appreciation by dissecting melody, rhythm, and harmony, Funny Stuff accomplishes a similar feat for gag cartoons.”
― Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons
― Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons
“I dream [a cartoon] into being by imagining how I want it to be. I lead with my imagination and, inevitably, the brush follows.”
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“It is nice to get your cartoons accepted, but if you can get past that and just draw for yourself and just try not to give a s***, which I know sounds arrogant, but that's how you have to be.”
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“[Sam Gross] had some very interesting words of wisdom, one of which was 'Just remember, any minute it can all turn to s***.' That is sort of my general mindset, that all sorts of different anvils can fall out of the sky at any time.”
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“I saw that my drawings had to be of a simplicity that would match the idiocy I was seeking.”
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