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Saga, Volume 1
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bookshelves: pitcherbooks, read-in-2015, own-it-spent-my-food-money-on-it, like-this-or-we-cant-be-friends, i-read-banned-books
Mar 31, 2015
bookshelves: pitcherbooks, read-in-2015, own-it-spent-my-food-money-on-it, like-this-or-we-cant-be-friends, i-read-banned-books
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After months of temper tantrum throwing at the local bibliothek about them not having any copies of Saga in circulation, I finally managed to score Volume 1 at the local Half Price Books store (and because of a coupon I got it for the bargain basement price of $3.20 – HOLLA!). Then Goodreads’ resident Queen of all Things . . . oh wait, that’s Oprah . . . Queen of Comics, Anne, said she was up for a buddy read. Being that EVERYONE loved this and I tend to hate everything that anyone else enjoys, coupled with the fact that I’m pretty much a graphic novel virgin I was all . . .
but Anne was all . . .
So I put on my big girl underdrawers and got myself geared up for whatever outcome was to be - ANDOHMYGODTHISMIGHTBETHEBESTTHINGI’VEEVERREAD!!!!! Whew! Now that that is out of my system, here’s my “review.”
“It was a time of war. Isn’t it always?”
Saga takes us to the future where the current war is between the “horns” and the “wings.” The story starts with a bang straight from the jump where we find our leading lady Alana experiencing the . . . uhhhhhh “miracle of life” . . .
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the parents are of the star-crossed lover variety since she’s sporting some wings and he’s rocking horns. New daddy Marko barely has time to gnaw through the umbilical cord before Coalition Forces are banging down the door demanding the duo either surrender or die. Lucky for them, one of Shelby’s buddies comes along to save the day . . .
and offers them a map to the “Rocketship Forest” . . .
(Alright, alright, so it’s not a map that looks someone pooping, but when am I ever gonna get a chance to use that image again? Amiright or amiright?)
Alana and Marko better hurry, though, ‘cause there are some serious bad mamma jammas on their tail. During the trek to the hopefully-not-completely-made-up Rocketship Forest, we discover that Alana is totally kickass and Marko is sometimes a bit pathetic – much like one of my other favorite couples . . .
and that they eventually might come across something called the “HORRORS” . . .
Terrifying right?
Alana learns a bit more about Marko’s past and they finally decide on the baby’s name . . .
(Ha! Just kidding)
We also get to experience a lil sumthin sumthin on the planet Sextillion . . .
And just when Alana and Marko think they might be in the clear, the most terrifying foe a young couple ever has to battle arrives making for the BEST. ENDING. EVER. which makes reading of Volume 2 100% necessary and I prepare myself to stomp my feet once again until I get a copy.
If you haven’t read this WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?! Don’t like graphic novels? Doesn’t matter. Don’t like alien stories? Doesn’t matter. Don’t like babies? Yeah, me either but this one is super cute. Saga is the only thing I’ve ever read since joining Goodreads that lived up to all the hype. It was perfection.
Oh, I almost forgot the part where I’m supposed to pretend I know anything about artwork. Okay . . . ummmmmmm, I liked it. Especially stuff like this . . .
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also? I would like a Lying Cat for my birthday . . .
Thanks in advance.
You still here? GOOOOOO! Straight to the library or comic book store or wherever and get your copy. Just don’t let your kid read it. There’s much alien sexytimes and, well . . .
After months of temper tantrum throwing at the local bibliothek about them not having any copies of Saga in circulation, I finally managed to score Volume 1 at the local Half Price Books store (and because of a coupon I got it for the bargain basement price of $3.20 – HOLLA!). Then Goodreads’ resident Queen of all Things . . . oh wait, that’s Oprah . . . Queen of Comics, Anne, said she was up for a buddy read. Being that EVERYONE loved this and I tend to hate everything that anyone else enjoys, coupled with the fact that I’m pretty much a graphic novel virgin I was all . . .

but Anne was all . . .

So I put on my big girl underdrawers and got myself geared up for whatever outcome was to be - ANDOHMYGODTHISMIGHTBETHEBESTTHINGI’VEEVERREAD!!!!! Whew! Now that that is out of my system, here’s my “review.”
“It was a time of war. Isn’t it always?”
Saga takes us to the future where the current war is between the “horns” and the “wings.” The story starts with a bang straight from the jump where we find our leading lady Alana experiencing the . . . uhhhhhh “miracle of life” . . .

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the parents are of the star-crossed lover variety since she’s sporting some wings and he’s rocking horns. New daddy Marko barely has time to gnaw through the umbilical cord before Coalition Forces are banging down the door demanding the duo either surrender or die. Lucky for them, one of Shelby’s buddies comes along to save the day . . .

and offers them a map to the “Rocketship Forest” . . .

(Alright, alright, so it’s not a map that looks someone pooping, but when am I ever gonna get a chance to use that image again? Amiright or amiright?)
Alana and Marko better hurry, though, ‘cause there are some serious bad mamma jammas on their tail. During the trek to the hopefully-not-completely-made-up Rocketship Forest, we discover that Alana is totally kickass and Marko is sometimes a bit pathetic – much like one of my other favorite couples . . .

and that they eventually might come across something called the “HORRORS” . . .

Terrifying right?
Alana learns a bit more about Marko’s past and they finally decide on the baby’s name . . .

(Ha! Just kidding)
We also get to experience a lil sumthin sumthin on the planet Sextillion . . .

And just when Alana and Marko think they might be in the clear, the most terrifying foe a young couple ever has to battle arrives making for the BEST. ENDING. EVER. which makes reading of Volume 2 100% necessary and I prepare myself to stomp my feet once again until I get a copy.
If you haven’t read this WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?! Don’t like graphic novels? Doesn’t matter. Don’t like alien stories? Doesn’t matter. Don’t like babies? Yeah, me either but this one is super cute. Saga is the only thing I’ve ever read since joining Goodreads that lived up to all the hype. It was perfection.
Oh, I almost forgot the part where I’m supposed to pretend I know anything about artwork. Okay . . . ummmmmmm, I liked it. Especially stuff like this . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also? I would like a Lying Cat for my birthday . . .

Thanks in advance.
You still here? GOOOOOO! Straight to the library or comic book store or wherever and get your copy. Just don’t let your kid read it. There’s much alien sexytimes and, well . . .

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Reading Progress
March 30, 2015
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Started Reading
March 31, 2015
– Shelved
March 31, 2015
– Shelved as:
pitcherbooks
March 31, 2015
– Shelved as:
read-in-2015
March 31, 2015
– Shelved as:
own-it-spent-my-food-money-on-it
March 31, 2015
– Shelved as:
like-this-or-we-cant-be-friends
March 31, 2015
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Finished Reading
September 30, 2016
– Shelved as:
i-read-banned-books
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How many frigging drunk ass monkeys do you have?

How many frigging drunk ass monkeys do you have?"
That's a closely guarded secret. Don't ever make me use them.

Shaddup! I have The Superior Foes of Spider-Man, Vol. 1: Getting the Band Back Together, though.

*snort*

Shaddup! I have The Superior Foes of Spider-Man, Vol. 1: Getting the Band Back Together, though."
Read it! Sweaty Hippo Man Boobs (damn I typed it again)

How many frigging drunk ass monkeys do you have..."
Keep your inbred, moonshine swilling, poo flinging monkeys south of the Mason Dixon line where they belong.


How ..."
Too bad, whiney ass. They already are outside Kelly's window. That's how she got that gif. DUH!

Yeah, duh. How do you think he scored a beer so early in the day?

Yeah, duh. How do you think he scored a beer so ear..."
Mitchell? They keep talking about him.


Lol! Its Kellys review, she is my sister from another mister though :)

We could do a GR version of Wife Swap. I'll spend a week with the monkeys and you can take a spin with Mitchell. You get custody of any and all trolls, though.

We could do a GR version of Wife Swap. I'll spend a week with the monkeys and yo..."
We could do it if for no other reason to confuse the heck out of Hulk-boy and 2.0

First, I would like it to be known that I never told you to 'prepare your anus'!
Sure, I thought it. But I never said it.
Second...well, the anus thing is really all.

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Don't worry about Anne, she might deny the whole 'prepare your anus' thing but we all know what she's capable of.
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Kelly (and the Book Boar)
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Awwwwww, thanks : )
oOSarahOo wrote: Don't worry about Anne, she might deny the whole 'prepare your anus' thing but we all know what she's capable of."
Right? It only takes one wrong move to flip the script ; )

So. I will not stand here and have it implied that I am an anus stretcher!
I'm a classy, gentle woman.
Now...

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Why, Anne? WHY?!
I should know better than that by now. You girls are like sharks, and I just chummed the waters.
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Why, Anne? WHY?!
I should know better than that by now. You girls are like sharks, and I just chummed the waters."
Serves you right for stepping out of the hallowed doors of the Shallow Reader clubhouse. Boo and yah!

Bullies! You're all a bunch of bullies!
Ok. On a side note, I just googled 'anal stretcher', and I may never be the same again.
NSFW!!!!!!!
http://explodeherholes.com/fisting/15...

*hangs head in shame*

Because you're the classy one, right?
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Bullies! You're all a bunch of bullies!
Ok. On a side note, I just googled 'anal stretcher', and I may never be the same again.
NSFW!!!!!!!
http://explodeherholes.com/fisting/15......"
Why did I click on that link? Why? And you say your friends are trouble? You have got to be kidding me. You're the most dangerous of us all.


Sorry about your breakfast, Licha.
But seriously, you could park a car in her butthole!


I just sent you a friend request, so you better accept it. :)