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Final Thoughts:
"The Chamber of Secrets," as a title, always felt like a misnomer. There's nothing really secret in there. Salazar Slytherin told everyone what it was built for, what he housed in there, how to open it, and what happens if it's opened. The only thing secret about it is its location, in which case it should be called "The Secret Chamber."
— Feb 11, 2020 10:30AM

Final Thoughts:
"The Chamber of Secrets," as a title, always felt like a misnomer. There's nothing really secret in there. Salazar Slytherin told everyone what it was built for, what he housed in there, how to open it, and what happens if it's opened. The only thing secret about it is its location, in which case it should be called "The Secret Chamber."
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Thoughts:
(1) Myrtle: "'I was floating away ...' She looked dreamily at Harry. 'And then I came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. Oh, she was sorry she’d ever laughed at my glasses.'"
- That's just short-term thinking.
(2) Hermione's incapacitated, Ron stays behind. It was the reversed in the last book. They mirror each other.
— Feb 10, 2020 11:30AM

Thoughts:
(1) Myrtle: "'I was floating away ...' She looked dreamily at Harry. 'And then I came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. Oh, she was sorry she’d ever laughed at my glasses.'"
- That's just short-term thinking.
(2) Hermione's incapacitated, Ron stays behind. It was the reversed in the last book. They mirror each other.

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Notes:
(1) Percy: "Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was – well, never mind – the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody."
- Percy should lock his door...
(2) I love how, despite personal differences, the teachers all encourage Lockhart to go monster hunting, to get him out of the way.
— Feb 09, 2020 11:01AM

Notes:
(1) Percy: "Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was – well, never mind – the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody."
- Percy should lock his door...
(2) I love how, despite personal differences, the teachers all encourage Lockhart to go monster hunting, to get him out of the way.

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Notes:
(1) "The creature that was lurking somewhere in the castle, [Harry] thought, sounded like a sort of monster Voldemort – even other monsters didn’t want to name it."
- Wonder if its name's just "basilisk," or if it has a personal name?
(2) The enchanted car reminds me of Nymeria from "A Song of Ice and Fire". A domestic, set free, and turned wild.
— Feb 08, 2020 11:00AM

Notes:
(1) "The creature that was lurking somewhere in the castle, [Harry] thought, sounded like a sort of monster Voldemort – even other monsters didn’t want to name it."
- Wonder if its name's just "basilisk," or if it has a personal name?
(2) The enchanted car reminds me of Nymeria from "A Song of Ice and Fire". A domestic, set free, and turned wild.

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Notes:
(1) Fudge sort of treats Dumbledore like a nuclear weapon: better engaged at Hogwarts than loose in the world.
(2) Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood: 'Let me at him,' Ron growled, as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. 'I don’t care, I don’t need my wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands!'
- Fist fights seem an aptly muggle reflex response.
— Feb 07, 2020 11:00AM

Notes:
(1) Fudge sort of treats Dumbledore like a nuclear weapon: better engaged at Hogwarts than loose in the world.
(2) Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood: 'Let me at him,' Ron growled, as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. 'I don’t care, I don’t need my wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands!'
- Fist fights seem an aptly muggle reflex response.

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Notes:
(1) Harry: "But why’s she got to go to the library?"
Ron: "Because that’s what Hermione does ... When in doubt, go to the library."
(2) "[Harry] chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was rubbish at them, at least he’d have someone friendly to help him."
- And with Hermione taking everything, it guarantees they're always together.
— Feb 06, 2020 10:50AM

Notes:
(1) Harry: "But why’s she got to go to the library?"
Ron: "Because that’s what Hermione does ... When in doubt, go to the library."
(2) "[Harry] chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was rubbish at them, at least he’d have someone friendly to help him."
- And with Hermione taking everything, it guarantees they're always together.

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Notes:
(1) Ron: "If I’d sprouted whiskers, I’d take a break from work."
- Future Ron should shave often.
(2) If Hagrid was expelled in third-year, and that was 50 years ago, then he'd be 63 years-old in the present, Tom Riddle would be 65, and Dumbledore around 150. I wonder if it's genetics or a side-effect of magic use that makes wizards live so long.
— Feb 05, 2020 11:00AM

Notes:
(1) Ron: "If I’d sprouted whiskers, I’d take a break from work."
- Future Ron should shave often.
(2) If Hagrid was expelled in third-year, and that was 50 years ago, then he'd be 63 years-old in the present, Tom Riddle would be 65, and Dumbledore around 150. I wonder if it's genetics or a side-effect of magic use that makes wizards live so long.

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Thoughts:
(1) Nice of Harry and Ron to return Crabbe and Goyle's shoes when they're done.
(2) Malfoy insults Hermione, Ron wants to punch Malfoy. It's a law of nature.
(3) Myrtle to Hermione: "Wait till everyone finds out you’ve got a tail!"
- This line was given to Ron in the film, but changed to, "Look at your tail!" Which, to me, sounds fairly risqué.
— Feb 04, 2020 10:30AM

Thoughts:
(1) Nice of Harry and Ron to return Crabbe and Goyle's shoes when they're done.
(2) Malfoy insults Hermione, Ron wants to punch Malfoy. It's a law of nature.
(3) Myrtle to Hermione: "Wait till everyone finds out you’ve got a tail!"
- This line was given to Ron in the film, but changed to, "Look at your tail!" Which, to me, sounds fairly risqué.

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A few things:
(1) Nearly all of Ron's explanation to Harry about parselmouths is once again given to Hermione in the film.
(2) Another fun name introduced here is "Millicent Bulstrode," who is described very much like the striding bull her name evokes.
(3) Harry's gone and become Hufflepuff enemy number one. Bad move ... badgers are deceptively vicious.
— Feb 03, 2020 11:00AM

A few things:
(1) Nearly all of Ron's explanation to Harry about parselmouths is once again given to Hermione in the film.
(2) Another fun name introduced here is "Millicent Bulstrode," who is described very much like the striding bull her name evokes.
(3) Harry's gone and become Hufflepuff enemy number one. Bad move ... badgers are deceptively vicious.

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Notes:
(1) "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times
a day at home."
- The empty death threats give him thicker skin, ironically.
(2) "Hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade in talismans, amulets and other protective devices was sweeping the school."
- Sort of like trading contraband in prison... wonder how they're smuggled in?
— Feb 02, 2020 10:50AM

Notes:
(1) "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times
a day at home."
- The empty death threats give him thicker skin, ironically.
(2) "Hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade in talismans, amulets and other protective devices was sweeping the school."
- Sort of like trading contraband in prison... wonder how they're smuggled in?

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Notes:
(1) Hermione's blind to Lockhart's incompetence. Ron's known all along.
(2) Harry: "D’you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?"
Ron: "No ... Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
- Another prudent Ron line said by Hermione in the film. Film-Hermione's given book-Ron's common sense!
— Feb 01, 2020 10:45AM

Notes:
(1) Hermione's blind to Lockhart's incompetence. Ron's known all along.
(2) Harry: "D’you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?"
Ron: "No ... Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
- Another prudent Ron line said by Hermione in the film. Film-Hermione's given book-Ron's common sense!
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On the status update? Well, what thoughts I had are in the update. Though, I'm happy to further opine if anyone has anything to add or ask.

They seem to have adorably awkward moments in every film. I love how maximally far apart they are on that handshake: there's very little slack to actually shake :)


Possibly the Spanish translators had the same objections I did. Lol :)

Things always seem more accurate when rendered in German! While I can understand how American and British publishers might think it's too scary to market to children, it's indeed a more appropriate title, especially since this book is essentially a Jack the Ripper style "murder mystery."


True enough. Though in that case, it shouldn't have been referred to as "The Chamber of Secrets" from the start by students, teachers and history books. It's neither the source of any secrets nor was thought to contain any secrets, until the very end. I'm all for renaming the place after the events of this book, but beforehand it doesn't make much sense as a place name 🤷♂️😁

Things always seem more accurate when rendered in German! While I c..."
Well, not always. I still don't understand, why they translated Sirius Black's name (Sirius Schwarz) in the first book. And only in the first book. 🤨🙈😅

Lol! Possibly they took it as an adjective or nickname instead of a surname :)

It wouldn't surprise me too much to find out that some of J.K. Rowling's worst and best work on HP took place earlier in the series when she was still finding a solid rhythm and distinct style, while simultaneously crafting an iconic series of novels.


For me, the last four books are really four parts of one really long book, which I like to call "The Voldemort is Back" saga. None of the last four books can stand alone, like the first three books can stand alone and be read independent of each other. Being so tied together, the last four books simultaneously raise each other up and weigh each other down. So, to say that the fifth book, for example, is the best or worst is to say the last four books in totality also are. That's why I think people always look to the first three books for their favorite and least favorite in the series, because it's easy to separate them from the series as a whole and assess them individually. And of the first three, I think it's common consensus that the third book is the best and the second book is the worst. Which is how I'd explain the uniformity of preference you outlined.

Yes, "Chamber of Secrets" is very much a self-contained detective mystery. It's almost a prototype and precursor for Rowling's Cormoran Strike series. I can understand, if you're fond of detective novels, how it would appeal to you the most. Despite being decidedly middle-grade, it's very much a Jack the Ripper style murder mystery, where instead of finding mutilated prostitutes in dark gaslit streets, you're finding petrified students in dark torchlit hallways. "The heir of Slytherin strikes again!" and so forth. So, in that sense, along with being historically based, it's very Victorian in flavor.

I love your take. I always imagined that's how it worked in my mind, but it felt harder for me to properly articulate it. Thank you for putting it into words. This take makes the most sense to me and explains a lot about 'Harry Potter' from a storytelling perspective, and how the series shifts as the characters and audience age.

I'm happy I could help, Kenzie! I agree about how shifting with the audience can affect storytelling. Younger readers generally like shorter stories that are quick to read and easily digestible. As readers age, they're more inclined toward serialized storytelling and cliffhangers. I think that was Rowling's ambition to begin with, but that it was really smart to hold off on that kind of storytelling until the fourth book when existing readers would be accepting of having to wait a year at least for answers and payoffs.